Jack and Jill vs. The World
2008 · 89 MIN · IMDB 5.5 · 3,138 VOTES · DIR. Vanessa Parise
Overview
Jack and Jill's Manifesto of Rules to Live By Rule 1 Be honest Rule 2 Believe in fairy tales Rule 3 Accept time as our friend Rule 4 Make sure the nooky is good Rule 5 Promote beauty. Wage a sustained campaign against ugliness Rule 6 Abandon the pursuit of happiness and its false promise Rule 7 Show compassion, except to pirates Rule 8 Less TV Rule 9 Always be willing to admit when you're wrong
Dialogue Timeline — 1,391 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:28 In fairy tales
00:04:13 Hey, Jackass, we missed you.
00:07:14 So I was a sophomore at Syracuse, and...
00:10:45 No thanks. I don't go there.
00:13:36 Excuse me. What's...
00:18:08 'Cause I'm a creature of habit, you know?
00:21:25 Um... no.
00:24:30 # Molecules we fall apart #
00:28:58 You gotta fight.
00:32:16 Overrated.
00:35:16 Why not, George?
00:37:43 That's neat.
00:40:56 Among the millions of robots
00:44:24 is my dad.
00:47:57 Horns, alarms, things that go boom.
00:51:50 And claw my way up? Great.
00:54:46 She never left.
00:57:52 we need stickers.
01:01:42 What does this say? What the hell does that say?
01:06:15 Can you die from it?
01:09:09 What are you using?
01:13:10 to help us determine whether you're a good candidate
01:16:57 # All through the night #
01:21:59 Yes.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,391
Dialogue density15.6 lines / min
First line00:00:28
Final line01:21:59
Production Record
DirectorVanessa Parise
LanguageEnglish
Budget$4,000,000
IMDb votes3,138