Jack and Jill vs. The World
2008 · 89 MIN · IMDB 5.5 · 3,138 VOTES · DIR. Vanessa Parise
Overview
Jack and Jill's Manifesto of Rules to Live By Rule 1 Be honest Rule 2 Believe in fairy tales Rule 3 Accept time as our friend Rule 4 Make sure the nooky is good Rule 5 Promote beauty. Wage a sustained campaign against ugliness Rule 6 Abandon the pursuit of happiness and its false promise Rule 7 Show compassion, except to pirates Rule 8 Less TV Rule 9 Always be willing to admit when you're wrong
Dialogue Timeline — 1,391 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:28 In fairy tales
00:04:16 - Have we cast yet? - Some maybes, but no.
00:07:22 I was outta there.
00:10:58 You have a good audition...
00:14:01 Drummers. They give me the heebie-jeebies.
00:18:50 it just sort of complicates the situation here.
00:22:17 Yes, George. I'm gay.
00:25:25 How long have you been here?
00:30:05 Tigers down by 7.
00:33:19 and then the rest of the world is bound by these little ticks.
00:36:19 but Doop... Doop... Doop has always been there.
00:39:08 that among these..."
00:42:26 What is it?
00:46:21 as it was a hundred years ago.
00:49:58 Shit, man! It's just a stupid hair gel!
00:53:41 Then you dump her.
00:56:48 # I'll make it all up to you#
01:00:42 What? What?
01:05:02 I mean, I'm not gonna tickle your toes or anything
01:08:45 and you know about this new tampon
01:12:05 Can't say that she has, no.
01:16:35 # December is darkest #
01:21:38 You added one.
05:00:00 "Stupid" stickers?
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,391
Dialogue density15.6 lines / min
First line00:00:28
Final line05:00:00
Production Record
DirectorVanessa Parise
LanguageEnglish
Budget$4,000,000
IMDb votes3,138