Jack and Jill
2011 · 91 MIN · IMDB 3.3 · 92,705 VOTES · DIR. Dennis Dugan
Overview
Jack Sadelstein, a successful advertising executive in Los Angeles with a beautiful wife and kids, dreads one event each year: the Thanksgiving visit of his twin sister Jill. Jill's neediness and passive-aggressiveness is maddening to Jack, turning his normally tranquil life upside down.
Dialogue Timeline — 2,218 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:33 And we were born on September 15...
00:04:26 if he would ever do it, which he won't.
00:07:22 No, no, no, no. Of course I want you to stay with us.
00:10:54 Nice to meet you.
00:14:23 What is... Why would I go to a supermarket if I was tired'?
00:17:49 He's going to have security or something.
00:21:14 On.
00:25:19 Do not get involved in her love life.
00:28:31 You know what I mean? For someone like her...
00:32:11 In Hell.
00:36:18 with a guy who treats you right.
00:39:48 Compliments of Mr. Pacino.
00:42:58 - Uh, Jack used to be a bed-wetter. - No!
00:46:34 They offered me the part of Don Quixote on Broadway.
00:49:57 Why won't you help me?
00:54:27 Ooh, God, sorry you have to see that.
00:57:55 ...say.
01:02:15 Put her on!
01:05:38 You're out of your mind! You're out of your mind!
01:10:53 without your mom alone.
01:15:09 but just never gets it
01:19:43 since you're all alone tonight.
01:24:00 You love me? Yeah, I love you.
01:27:20 I was tired. Yeah.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed2,218
Dialogue density24.4 lines / min
First line00:00:33
Final line01:27:20
Production Record
DirectorDennis Dugan
LanguageEnglish
Budget$79,000,000
Revenue$149,700,000
IMDb votes92,705