J-Men Forever

1979 · 73 MIN · IMDB 7.2 · 346 VOTES · DIR. Richard Patterson

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Overview

The Lightning Bug has a multi-prong scheme to enslave the earth. First, rock and roll, which the JMen counter with Muzac, then marijuana. Finally, the JMen build a bomb to blow up the moon with, but the Bug beats them to it by self destructing the moon by playing his rock and roll too loud.

Comedy1970s

Dialogue Timeline — 1,579 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:02:11 The story of The Secret World War
00:05:31 Move it.
00:08:21 There's no job too dangerous or too small for me.
00:12:26 Yeah!
00:15:07 Boss, how are you going to ship his little
00:18:08 And thank you.
00:21:02 Guess what?
00:23:46 By its repetition, you will become the Caped Madman,
00:26:05 It's fun to abuse you.
00:29:02 Hey-yo!
00:32:27 He was a wonderful drunk.
00:35:18 going to put you underground.
00:38:19 Oh, no.
00:41:19 Don't you just love his tight drag?
00:44:28 Oh, these rock and roll demonstrations are killing me.
00:46:54 Great work, Lightning Bug.
00:49:15 Disregard personal feelings about the city and intercept.
00:52:00 We'll blast this menace off its tracks.
00:54:48 Nice landing, Lunar.
00:57:37 Calling the tune from the moon, and we're going to enslave you.
00:59:52 Got a little surprise for you, Juicy.
01:01:56 Don't forget you're talking to Sleeve Coat.
01:05:22 P-H-Y-R.
01:12:48 Or is it, J-men?

Cast & Characters

Peter Bergman The Chief
Phil Proctor Barton
M.G. Kelly Lightning Bug (voice)
Jack Angel
Margolyn Curtis
Joan Gerber
Rod Gist
Michael C. Gwynne
Jock Livingston
John H. Mayer

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,579
Dialogue density21.6 lines / min
First line00:02:11
Final line01:12:48

Production Record

DirectorRichard Patterson
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes346

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