It Shouldn't Happen to a Dog

00:00:05 Among the more soul-satisfying suburban activities...

00:01:56 Anyway, it's fun planting seeds and watching flowers grow in a natural way.

00:03:01 - Darrin took me once. - I don't believe it.

00:03:55 You know perfectly well what I'm talking about.

00:04:48 ...as if things were flying, wouldn't you think a minute...

00:05:44 Well, just remember, you did it, I didn't.

00:06:55 - About 20 minutes per pound. - Twenty-five would be better.

00:07:51 - Robert, now you behave yourself. - Oh, he's a nice-Iooking young fellow.

00:08:36 After all, we're really not company...

00:10:05 - I'm an Indian. He's a horse. - Who are you?

00:10:55 Then, of course, you'll help us with the refreshments and...

00:11:50 Stephen, stop pushing. He's smaller than you are.

00:12:59 Two kids are tied up in the bedroom and one kid isn't tied up.

00:13:57 The phone was not connected.

00:14:52 It was one of those young good-Iooking Greeks who talked an awful lot.

00:15:39 What sort of mother do you think he'd prefer?

00:16:41 Having a plain mother-in-law is a new experience to me...

00:17:41 What difference does it make what my mother looks like?

00:18:42 - This must be what's-his-name. - Mother, this is my husband. This is...

00:19:49 Thank you. You were saying?

00:20:46 She doesn't need any of that other nonsense.

00:21:36 I have every intention of treating her properly without interference from you.

00:22:57 ...because I wanna live what is to me a normal existence.