It Shouldn't Happen to a Dog

00:00:05 Among the more soul-satisfying suburban activities...

00:01:53 Everybody plants flowers around their homes. It's part of the scheme of things.

00:02:59 - You're not serious. - Oh, yes.

00:03:53 - And I wish you wouldn't do that. - Do what?

00:04:45 If you heard lightning and whooshing noises all the time...

00:05:35 - Hasn't been connected yet. - Is that all?

00:06:37 Your shadow's on top of the ball, Gladys.

00:07:46 - No. Not a soul here but me. - No one?

00:08:30 ...while I put the cake in the kitchen. - Why don't we all go into the kitchen?

00:10:00 - Hi there, lady. - How do you do?

00:10:44 ...in case someone has to sit down in front of the cement mixer.

00:11:42 How do you suppose all three of them got tied up?

00:12:49 So what? I'll tell you so what.

00:13:46 Oh, by the way, I let in the phone repairman to hook up your telephones.

00:14:39 They're not animals, Mother. They're human beings.

00:15:27 Why?

00:16:29 - You are very pretty. - That's not quite the right expression.

00:17:30 They're blue. All five of them.

00:18:29 Good evening.

00:19:29 What you do and why do you do it. Et cetera, et cetera.

00:20:27 It's just that Darrin prefers that I don't do any of that stuff anymore.

00:21:17 Samantha and I can handle our problems by ourselves.

00:22:23 Spying, sticking your nose in everybody's business. Go back to bed!

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