It's Not You, It's Me
2013 · 80 MIN · IMDB 5.0 · 299 VOTES · DIR. Nathan Ives
Overview
Serial commitment-phobe, Dave, is reeling from his decision to break up with his near perfect, now ex-girlfriend. As he tries to forget her, his battling inner voices come to life and cloud his mind with conflicting desires. Meanwhile, Carrie's own disjointed inner voices push her to move on with someone less complicated. Sensing time is short, Dave embarks on a sincere and sometimes fumbled personal journey to conquer his fear of commitment.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,532 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:02:13 Man, there's so much choice.
00:04:51 That you're too much of a coward to actually commit
00:07:35 Karate? Yeah, I'm out.
00:10:28 If you ever do sack up and finally break this off
00:13:17 You're all so, "oh, it's not fair to her, she deserves better."
00:16:16 Marriage is so overrated.
00:19:09 It's like I'm falling apart right now.
00:22:06 It's like somebody died.
00:24:44 morning on this one. Just not doing it.
00:27:40 than a new bike on Christmas morning.
00:31:47 Hunt, gather, barbecue, and fuck.
00:34:55 To love sucking.
00:38:48 you'll never know you existed, so you'll never know that happened.
00:43:06 Yeah, not gonna happen, sweetie. Sorry.
00:46:26 Maybe Dave will take us to a movie later.
00:50:16 to hold hands than have sex?
00:54:12 Uh...
00:58:27 Doesn't everybody?
01:02:25 Uh, no, no, no. I was just checking.
01:06:10 stay the night, get away for the weekend.
01:10:02 Wow, you have evolved. I'm really liking this new Dave 2.1.
01:13:56 Now if you're sure that this is the girl for you
01:17:43 So, I gotta go. I have a thing.
01:21:32 And when the time's right, you pull it back out.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,532
Dialogue density19.1 lines / min
First line00:02:13
Final line01:21:32
Production Record
DirectorNathan Ives
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes299