It's Not You, It's Me
2013 · 80 MIN · IMDB 5.0 · 299 VOTES · DIR. Nathan Ives
Overview
Serial commitment-phobe, Dave, is reeling from his decision to break up with his near perfect, now ex-girlfriend. As he tries to forget her, his battling inner voices come to life and cloud his mind with conflicting desires. Meanwhile, Carrie's own disjointed inner voices push her to move on with someone less complicated. Sensing time is short, Dave embarks on a sincere and sometimes fumbled personal journey to conquer his fear of commitment.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,532 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:02:13 Man, there's so much choice.
00:04:57 Probably gonna go with the freedom thing, I think.
00:07:45 Oh, okay. I accept the fact that your
00:10:41 You'll thank me for it later.
00:13:44 That just totally killed my boner.
00:16:46 leftover lasagna? You can take it to go.
00:19:49 shot and didn't kill Bambi's mom
00:22:43 just to open the chakras up, right?
00:25:33 You're damn right "no thanks"! You ain't gonna milk this cow
00:29:38 It's nice and warm here. No. Why do we have to go?
00:33:01 I knew he wasn't perfect.
00:36:26 They light you on fire, then they burn you to ash.
00:41:42 Hey. Hey.
00:45:13 How about that barista, man? She was smoking hot.
00:48:33 Hey. Hey.
00:52:19 Well, it was a pleasure meeting you.
00:57:03 Okay. Thank you. Thank you.
01:01:27 for my job with tdi, and I'm still there.
01:05:23 Yeah, yeah.
01:09:18 You got time to sit down and join me?
01:12:23 Dave, Zach, Dave, Zach.
01:17:04 I know it doesn't look like much
01:21:01 Gonna make me a drink!
01:28:31 And they lived happily ever after.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,532
Dialogue density19.1 lines / min
First line00:02:13
Final line01:28:31
Production Record
DirectorNathan Ives
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes299