It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S10E10 — Ass Kickers United: Mac and Charlie Join a Cult

00:00:02 My apartment is not a spa.

00:00:50 based on the life-improvement teachings of the Master.

00:01:59 Hmm. They got a newsletter.

00:02:51 Frank, I just spoke for five straight minutes. I'm not doing it again.

00:03:35 Why the hell would I... What? No, this isn't about fun.

00:04:24 I can't believe they went for the sticker thing.

00:05:12 It's disgusting. I'm not putting it. Mmm.

00:06:10 Five bucks apiece. Okay, great. Ma, how many you want?

00:06:58 Also, I don't ever remember anything in the newsletters about no women.

00:07:49 These taste like paint.

00:08:42 Have some of mine. Here.

00:09:38 To me, but, you know...

00:10:35 How's that neck, Cindy? Everything good?

00:11:20 Go ahead. Snap it. Okay, you got it.

00:12:13 You guys just hang on to that machine and talk about all your regrets.

00:13:02 Oh, I feel the burn.

00:13:51 Yeah. Don't want to disappoint the Master.

00:14:46 So you swayed 'em back. Uh, whatever. We can do that too.

00:15:44 Okay. Okay.

00:16:34 Lord Zolo is gonna get you on the mother ship.

00:17:26 that the Master laid out, right?

00:18:14 But I actually got a text from the Supreme Overlord Master.

00:19:03 They were gonna light themselves on fire for me. I'm the winner.

00:19:48 Thank you! Aah!