It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S10E09 — Frank Retires

00:00:03 We think it's a sinkhole! It's awesome!

00:00:48 Hey, Frank, did you hear what I said?

00:02:03 And, Charlie, you actually gave up most of your shares...

00:02:51 You? You? You think we're gonna give the shares...

00:03:39 Right, right! Our firstborn!

00:04:27 Charlie, I pledge my allegiance to you.

00:05:24 All right, well, you know, just-just take a peek, see if you like it.

00:06:11 What should I do now? I don't give a shit. Why are you here?

00:06:58 Yeah. All right.

00:07:53 Wait a second. Most of this came from one man?

00:08:39 Okay. Oh, think of it, brother.

00:09:38 And number two, if you are gonna play both sides,

00:10:25 proving that I am the rightful heir to Frank's butt chair.

00:11:24 I figured you could use the veggies and stuff...

00:12:09 We need to outsmart him before he can have us murdered... Are you okay?

00:12:50 Okay, let's just get... Wait. Oh, shit, this is leaking.

00:13:29 We can't tell anybody about this, all right? Okay.

00:14:23 Pawn. Pawns are cool. There's a lot of them, you know. They move diagonally.

00:15:19 Look, we found the birth certificate proving Dee was born first.

00:16:04 But we worked something out.

00:17:07 When a man is no longer needed in the tribe,

00:18:00 Because Franquito's not your son. I made it all up.

00:18:49 - Yeah, you tried to steal the bar. - No, no, no.

00:19:39 Yes, you can get your five bucks. Goddamn, you're a greedy bastard.