It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S10E07 — Mac Kills His Dad

00:00:06 A tragic ferry accident today.

00:00:58 is a 59-year-old repeat felon by the name of Luther McDonald.

00:01:58 As long as he doesn't ask us to shove heroin up our ass again,

00:02:43 You have a bad shoulder, and that's why you could never have a catch with me, remember?

00:03:37 The glass is too thick. His ear was on the...

00:04:23 Never change, Dee. I love it.

00:05:19 You know, the murder police come down to the scene of the crime.

00:06:05 - My lips are sealed. - Then unseal them, or I'll unseal them for you!

00:06:51 Maureen, what's going on with your face? What have you done?

00:07:40 I'll just refer to him as "Bill," I guess, from now... Yeah.

00:08:26 Hold on. I'm not a hooker. I never have been. Well...

00:09:19 but... but we found out that there was another guy.

00:10:11 Okay?

00:10:52 Cursive? Are-Are you talking about cursive, dude?

00:11:42 Yeah, I like a good, healthy nail. I love one.

00:12:29 Or a delicious, ripe piece of fruit, you know?

00:13:19 God. That is awful!

00:14:06 Great, great. Glad you're on our side.

00:14:56 Oh, my God, no. Don't tell me everything. What? No! What?

00:15:43 that it's about power. Let's not make any of it known.

00:16:33 - Uh... - You just did. You just ratted him out.

00:17:11 Um, if you were to do that... And I don't want to be crass or, you know...

00:17:57 Life is happy. I want to live!"

00:18:51 He didn't mean that though. He was just upset.