It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S10E02 — The Gang Group Dates

00:00:02 You have a boyfriend?

00:00:55 I have been keeping my eye on this Bunchers situation,

00:02:22 What happened to the dog? He let it go.

00:03:21 My cock ring is sliding off.

00:04:18 You don't give up on something that beautiful.

00:05:09 Yeah. Can I get a drink?

00:06:02 Yeah. I didn't know you worked here.

00:07:00 I shouldn't have given this guy a five-star rating.

00:07:45 I just gotta drop the dead weight so I can shine.

00:08:40 and then punctuate it with a joke, we'd be in good shape.

00:09:45 Look, let's cut to the chase. I like you.

00:10:41 You can't not know, right? That's stupid.

00:11:35 God.

00:12:37 and call the date before they have a chance to get to know us.

00:13:37 You lead a man on, have sex with him and throw him in the trash?

00:14:39 But the thing about a rating is...

00:15:32 - I like to think of us as mercenaries, a strike force... -

00:16:58 Hello, Dennis. Hi.

00:18:04 I do, yes. Thank you.

00:19:01 Goddamn. I don't need anyone's approval. This is stupid.

00:19:55 My stomach's killing me. Should we talk about that? No.

00:20:48 Hey, Dee. You again? Listen. I'm not gonna change your rating.

00:21:46 and that you're straight.

00:22:49 - Whoa! - Goddamn it! Goddamn it! You son of a bitch!