It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S09E05 — Mac Day

00:00:02 A reading from the Holy Bible. Genesis, chapter one.

00:00:49 We found none. Yeah?

00:01:58 It was shooting... It was right there. Shh, shh, shh... Here he comes.

00:02:46 Do you guys hear the motorcycle?

00:03:44 So, I need you to be neutral about the jumper prior to the jump, 'cause you don't know me.

00:04:33 This is all sounding a little bit like a complaint from you guys.

00:05:25 Why does everybody think I jump? Nobody jumps.

00:06:13 Maybe just you talk. Well, whatever it is, we got to get on the same page.

00:07:03 Wait, wait, wait. You skipped day three.

00:07:58 There's nothing badass about breaking the law, Charlie.

00:08:46 Yeah.

00:09:38 All these years I've been feeling like I hate karate.

00:10:49 He was like Batman, just zipping through the cars.

00:11:44 The least we can do is pay them back in tan and grease.

00:12:28 God, that's awesome. Because he wants them.

00:13:10 So I'm gonna sit back and watch and judge everybody else in the tournament.

00:14:03 Mostly because I don't have the right gear, and I'm not...

00:15:00 If he doesn't face this now, he never will.

00:16:18 Country Mac beat the shit out of that guy with a beer and his T-shirt.

00:17:00 you better be ready to use it, you jabroni.

00:17:47 Go get the poop out of your pants.

00:18:33 Uh, just "yep"? Just, like... That's it?

00:19:32 Which, as we all know, is a sin.

00:20:44 All right, Pee Country Mac.