It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S09E04 — Mac and Dennis Buy a Timeshare

00:00:03 So sign up for the Invigaron system today...

00:00:52 Because I've survived many winters without these berries.

00:01:43 Of course you're buying it, because you're as big of an idiot as she is.

00:02:52 You sell it. This is a whole moneymaking system, okay?

00:03:39 All right, let's do it. I'm drinking this one though.

00:04:27 All right, you've been duped, suckers.

00:05:13 We keep him contained. If we need questions, we just go to him.

00:06:09 Because you guys are such great sports, I'm gonna throw in a coupon...

00:07:15 Okay, so if we buy a second week and we sell that, we're vacationing for free.

00:08:06 I didn't invite him. He just drifted in. I guess he was...

00:09:01 Using a multi-tiered distribu...

00:10:03 - You won't need a pot of gold. - But still amazingly badass...

00:10:53 - - Up! Oh, 107. Hey, man, that's pretty good.

00:11:49 We took the prick for three.

00:12:31 It is? Yeah. He's very, very dumb.

00:13:18 Have a seat on the couch, why don't you?

00:14:26 Yeah. Uh, Ben, should we talk numbers?

00:15:27 We could flip 'em, like, 10 times over.

00:16:18 We bust in like Navy SEALs, zip-tie his hands,

00:17:20 - What? - Goddamn it!

00:18:16 You're getting scammed! Pyramid! Pyramid!

00:19:13 So suck on that little piece of sweetness.

00:20:06 Oh, whoa, one second. One second, guys.

00:21:02 Somebody get me out of here! Huh?