It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S09E03 — The Gang Tries Desperately to Win an Award

00:00:02 Just use 'em, dude.

00:00:46 So what is it? We don't deserve it? We're not cool enough?

00:01:40 All right, fine. Let's play the game.

00:02:47 'cause I don't know how long it's gonna last, so I'll sit down.

00:03:37 Look, how much is it gonna cost us to get on the ballot?

00:04:31 - That's sort of our sense of humor. - He's not gonna get us.

00:05:20 and that's a good chance we'll cover all the bases.

00:06:17 Hey, guys. How you doing?

00:07:04 and a little more time on you.

00:07:51 Here you guys go.

00:08:39 I just thought I'd come by and say hello, pay my respects.

00:09:32 Then if she can tell a joke, it's just a bonus.

00:10:20 Yeah!

00:11:08 Yes, you're wondering how we're gonna make Dee attractive enough...

00:11:54 See, what you just did, that's how we normally talk.

00:12:45 They were serving martinis, period costumes.

00:14:31 I tried to go right down the middle, Middle America.

00:15:23 'Cause I'm-a be chattin' these fools up like a mug.

00:16:08 He said it was a funny joke. Well, no, hold on.

00:16:50 All right, look, look, look, look, look. You two do the charged moment.

00:17:42 Excuse me,

00:18:24 Yeah, this is classy. Please!

00:20:05 - Get the hell out! - We don't need you!

00:20:59 Yeah. Yeah.