It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S09E01 — The Gang Broke Dee

00:00:18 Dee, what are you doing?

00:01:01 Was that it? That was it.

00:02:14 Dee, are you dead?

00:02:59 'cause you're clearly very close to killing yourself...

00:03:57 She'll tell a couple jokes, and then we'll, like, fake laugh and stuff, you know?

00:04:42 Um, I stepped in front of a bus, but it missed me.

00:05:24 All right, listen. Listen to me. Your set tonight was terrible.

00:06:02 What are you doing? Why would you do that? Christ.

00:06:42 Oh! What is this? Dee, open up! Open!

00:07:22 Absolutely.

00:08:20 Hey, hey, hey! Oh! Hey, Dennis. Oh, check this place out.

00:09:02 Sweet Dee Reynolds!

00:10:11 They're all like, "Clickety clackety, clickety clackety, clickety clackety clack.

00:11:09 It's nasty!

00:11:54 Yeah, hey, we're, like, your biggest fans. Like, great show.

00:12:39 and you will choke and you will gag in a spectacular manner.

00:14:05 I've got a proposition for you. One of my bigger clients...

00:14:57 Hollywood! We're going to Hollywood!

00:15:56 I know, I've spent my entire life shitting all over your dreams,

00:16:54 Yes. I tipped them off. It's all about image.

00:18:06 Here we go again. You ready?

00:19:02 Shh, shh, shh!

00:19:46 - Good joke, guys. I love jokes. - She's got more to say. She's got more to say.

00:20:38 No, he's not. He might go kill himself.