It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S08E10 — Reynolds vs. Reynolds: The Cereal Defense

00:00:03 By now you make a right-hand turn.

00:00:49 Make sure your compost pile gets plenty of air.

00:01:43 then that is completely irresponsible, and you need to pay for the damages.

00:02:38 How many bench warrants for sexual misconduct do you have?

00:03:56 I'm not the defendant. No, that implies that I am guilty.

00:04:38 We are dealing with a serious issue here. You imbecile!

00:05:27 - Can I be the bailiff? - You are not anything.

00:06:21 Oh. That's interesting. So you do admit that someone who makes foolish decisions...

00:07:16 Well, it's written right here in plain English.

00:08:09 How do we know you're not a donkey-brained man?

00:09:07 That's completely my fault, Frank. I will pay for all the damages to your shirt.

00:10:00 Right? And your opinion, it carries a lot of weight around here, doesn't it?

00:10:52 then how could you be our tastemaker?

00:11:49 - Because evolution doesn't exist, of course. - I'm sorry?

00:12:43 is a lie!

00:13:36 I'm dug in, and I'll never change.

00:14:27 comets were an optical illusion,

00:15:28 Hmm. And what makes you think...

00:16:21 I don't even know how I'm supposed to respond to that. Like...

00:17:12 Okay, let's just get back on track here. I would like to make my closing arguments.

00:18:08 Well, I'm still for Frank. Yeah.

00:18:53 Deal! All right.

00:19:36 Well, dude, now that we're alone, you can admit it.

00:20:25 Goddamn it!