It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S08E06 — Charlie's Mom Has Cancer

00:00:02 Hey, knock, knock.

00:00:48 Well, you know...

00:01:59 so, you know, you deserve half the blame.

00:02:46 Thumbtack.

00:03:31 Yeah. Look. Let's just give him a shot, all right?

00:04:19 Let's not make this about racism.

00:05:04 Oh, that burns!

00:06:41 I want to see if I can knock some emotion loose.

00:07:23 Dude, the church doesn't give money. It takes it.

00:08:11 Yup, yup. I'm seeing Dennis. Okay.

00:09:05 Well, I do know that you lost three pairs of shoes this month,

00:10:06 Of course you do. Because you're consuming the actual body of Christ.

00:10:51 Yes! Oh, shit.

00:11:40 - Beef and beer, huh? - Yeah. We invite the members of this congregation...

00:12:28 No. You are an idiot.

00:13:11 Mmm. Mmm.

00:14:07 We're both playing the same game. I... I totally get it.

00:15:08 This bitch is driving me crazy. I'm sorry.

00:16:07 I learned something very important today, and it just dawned on me.

00:17:17 Do you feel the invisible things around you that don't really exist?

00:18:07 Any minute, my lungs are going to sizzle, pop and disintegrate"...

00:19:04 You could've just told me the story about hitting the statue.

00:19:52 That dirty whore.

00:20:52 What the hell happened to my shoes?