It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S08E02 — The Gang Recycles Their Trash

00:00:02 Oh, I cannot believe how bad it's gotten back here.

00:00:49 What are you talking about? You don't pay taxes. You don't even vote.

00:01:58 All right. It's a simple plan.

00:02:39 Get a van. Dennis.

00:03:32 And truthfully, Charlie, come on. I mean, nobody wants a wild card, okay?

00:04:17 We'll sort this out later. It doesn't matter, guys, because I have no love for this plan.

00:05:03 and people didn't think they were gonna get raped.

00:05:47 St... Oh, great! This is nice.

00:06:31 - Knock it off, you lousy bitch. - Stop it!

00:07:16 I'm afraid that if I don't have the knife,

00:08:18 You were a little sharp.

00:09:05 We can pick up the trash for half the price of the union.

00:09:54 A twink with muscles, but still hairless.

00:10:41 And your sexuality is one of them. I totally agree.

00:11:52 I used to love trash, but this is just not how I wanted this to go.

00:12:31 That can't be trashed! Never throw that out.

00:13:24 What kind of compromises?

00:14:14 Yeah, well, he's lying anyway.

00:14:53 Why we got to be the trashmen and the maids and the gardeners, hmm?

00:16:02 Is it us? Yep.

00:16:56 - I'm on it. - I don't want to talk about it. Let me have a beer.

00:17:51 I'll get him, but I'm not gonna bang him.

00:18:36 That's just what I do! Wild card, bitches!

00:19:22 It's always been the rugs. We should get a billboard.