It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S07E10 — How Mac Got Fat

00:00:02 Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.

00:01:24 My friends and I own and operate a bar in South Philly,

00:02:20 Like, check out this decision. I keep a very clean bar every day, very tidy.

00:03:14 Let's not put labels on it, 'cause we don't know which one is the one that is the most...

00:04:01 Wh-What are you looking to do? Flash-cook a... a gyro sandwich?

00:04:56 I'll come out with you. We'll go together, have a ball.

00:05:47 Right in the middle of a joke. And now where was I with it?

00:06:32 Can I please get, like, 20 margaritas so this bitch will listen to my kid joke?

00:07:20 - With black paint? - Well, just go easy on me. Don't make fun of me.

00:08:03 Aw, that's terrible! Let's just get back out there and step it up a little bit.

00:08:59 You wanna do that to people? What is that? What are you doing?

00:09:47 Stop hitting me with the stick, dude. This is the plan.

00:10:39 One sec.

00:11:29 They'll be the total embodiment of us in looks and personality,

00:12:15 So now I'm hanging on by a thread.

00:13:11 and we are looking for a couple of employees to fill our shoes, literally.

00:14:05 So did you go to the gym?

00:14:53 - I don't want to see you! Is that your buddy? Go with him! - No. I don't even know him.

00:15:39 Hey, being on the tipping point is about working hard...

00:17:00 The bar is completely empty!

00:17:55 But wait, wait... It just won't work.

00:18:39 I thought we were just putting it on the back burner until I hit two hundo.

00:19:30 They forced me into this avatar thing, and now they're totally ditching the plan.

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