It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S07E03 — Frank Reynolds' Little Beauties

00:00:02 We never had kings in this country. No.

00:00:38 It was all in place. He had all the connections.

00:01:20 Oh, oh, oh!

00:02:23 When Dee used to enter pageants when we were kids,

00:03:06 You know what? We should dress up our little kids...

00:03:44 I know some of you may have heard about that other guy.

00:04:28 Hey, I'm thinking maybe we could actually be in this thing.

00:05:27 No! Ooh, ooh.

00:06:14 Somebody should be looking out for these kids.

00:06:54 Let me see it!

00:07:36 I'm so upset. Are you okay? You're doing great.

00:08:23 You don't say... That's not something you say.

00:09:10 Being able to eat at any rate you want to eat. Shut... Shut up.

00:09:54 This is a boy who genuinely loves pageantry. Yeah.

00:10:43 And your sister... she is a stupid little shit-mouthed bitch, isn't she?

00:11:36 Where in the hell am I gonna go, to the goddamn makeup counter at Macy's?

00:12:28 Does she know how to work a soundboard? Who else are we gonna get?

00:14:36 I'm not attracted to any of them, none of them.

00:15:49 - Do you wanna win this thing or not? - I don't care.

00:17:49 fear itself.

00:18:48 Shove as much shit in there as you want... Turn his mike down.

00:19:27 but she was old, and I never had a problem getting it up with her.

00:20:14 Sick son of a bitch goes around to all these kids' pageants,

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