It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S06E10 — Charlie Kelly: King of the Rats

00:00:03 When you come face-to-face with something like that,

00:00:52 Yeah. Without a doubt.

00:01:36 For one day, let's make this lowly rat killer feel like a king.

00:03:08 Is one of the greatest things you can do for him.

00:04:01 That's the whole thing. You have to distract him. That's... Oh, shit. Yeah.

00:04:54 What if I guarantee you that nobody out there will put you into a bag...

00:05:47 Ah! Oh!

00:06:33 and then you bought yourself a...

00:07:25 when you say things about meeting people under bridges...

00:08:22 No. Absolutely not. No. Why did you have to bring spaghetti...

00:09:09 But then everything's blurry. Then put the glasses on and shut the hell up.

00:09:59 Want your spaghetti, Charlie? You want your spaghetti?

00:10:48 Uh, right. Yeah.

00:11:34 Yeah, it was lame. I couldn't understand it. Made no sense.

00:12:28 This is sketchy as hell. Yeah.

00:13:39 Guys, come over here. This is bizarre, okay?

00:14:34 Oh. Yeah.

00:15:25 Denim chicken.

00:16:17 No, you're not, Charlie. I'm a rat in here!

00:17:07 Happy birthday, Charlie. Happy birthday.

00:17:52 Those weird bridge people that are like...

00:18:42 Do any of you assholes wanna know how old I am?

00:19:31 Go! Go! Get lost! Wow! Guys!

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