It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S06E09 — Dee Reynolds: Shaping America's Youth

00:00:06 Here comes my main man, Matty! Time for a haircut, Matty, though.

00:00:42 Teacher's lounge. Pretty sweet. How'd you swing that?

00:01:22 Your belly's so fat, you make John Candy look like Lara Flynn Boyle.

00:02:48 heaven above...

00:03:31 Raise your hand if you've ever seen live theater.

00:04:17 Let's go. And I got my eyes on you guys for the rest of the year.

00:04:55 If you want to wear your clown makeup in school, wear it.

00:05:36 I'm referring more to the blackface of it all. What's wrong with the blackface?

00:06:14 Laurence Olivier in Othello, dude. Perfect.

00:06:49 It's not about being funny at all, okay? It's about...

00:07:37 It's pretty much nonexistent. Hmm.

00:08:15 You see, he's what he calls, uh, a juggler.

00:08:53 He's a big man. He can bathe himself, can't you, Rich?

00:09:34 Do you think he goes home at night and shoots laser beams into his boyfriend's asshole?

00:10:10 The whole idea is getting the right color shoe polish. No!

00:10:50 Yeah. Kids are honest as shit. Yeah.

00:11:27 Richie, these are the guys. Say hello.

00:12:16 It's the most direct way to clear up our argument, Dee, so... What argument?

00:13:21 The person who just died was your wife.

00:14:24 Excuse me.

00:15:48 and I have caught you alone, you are going to get it.

00:16:55 Sounds like you guys are having a great party.

00:18:40 All right. Let's get out of here.

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