It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S06E02 — Dennis Gets Divorced

00:00:10 - - Hey! Hi.

00:00:54 Okay. Except on my work days. I do have to go to work.

00:02:14 You signed the prenup. Case closed.

00:03:06 Typical. This is so typical.

00:03:58 So this way I figure we'll be even.

00:04:50 - What's the best way to do that when we're texting? - Who cares, dude?

00:05:41 Screw this. I'm gonna go make it rain. All right.

00:06:33 No, I totally get it. Once you pop, you can't stop, am I right?

00:07:48 What are you doing? It is 2:00 in the morning. I was sleeping, Dennis.

00:08:39 Okay, you're drunk. Why don't we just go to bed...

00:09:34 I call the cops and I tell them you beat me?

00:10:29 So here's what I'd like to do. I'd like to talk game plan with you, okay?

00:11:18 You know, I wouldn't have imagined the whole thing going down the way it did.

00:12:08 You can't stand it? I'm gonna pull the plug.

00:12:51 Well, I have a family member who's a lawyer. I bet he'd do it.

00:13:56 Oh, my God!

00:14:49 Oh, yeah. Well, Charlie did the elephant drawings.

00:15:32 One.

00:16:20 Uh, I understand that.

00:17:04 I'm not a prostitute. I think that's... that's clear.

00:17:56 Oh, uh, I'm sorry. What are you doing here?

00:18:57 Hey, um...

00:19:33 and I'm inclined to agree with him.

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