It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S06E01 — Mac Fights Gay Marriage

00:00:03 I'm only gonna be here for 10 minutes.

00:00:48 Get out! That's fantastic!

00:02:17 I went to get my pump on, but I couldn't get my pump on.

00:03:06 - But that means... - No.

00:03:56 - And I'm gonna show you. Where's our Bible? - "Where's our Bible?"

00:04:44 Frank, I'm talking about Maureen Ponderosa.

00:05:37 I think I slipped a disk, man.

00:06:30 You won't even have to pay for the chiropractor.

00:07:26 Maybe if you get me some bubbly water. Slow down... Here we go.

00:08:11 And, Bill, take care of yourself or whatever people say.

00:08:59 You look just like you did in high school. Oh.

00:09:51 Carmen, hey. I wanna show you something. Oh.

00:10:38 he shall be punished.

00:11:30 I'm never going to admit that, Carmen.

00:12:28 Charlie, you still haven't told me how this shit is going to be good for me. Me.

00:13:20 Hold on a second. You just had to sign a little piece of paper?

00:14:09 Well, I'm saying I built up a shell... a shell around myself.

00:15:00 Then I got tired of it, I threw it in the trash,

00:15:51 My friend and I, we're trying to get a gay marriage situation going on,

00:16:45 Yeah, right? It's not...

00:17:33 Oh, no. I'm not gonna marry you, if that's where this is headed.

00:18:25 Wait. I know you.

00:19:18 Come on. It's our first night as a married couple.

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