It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S05E10 — The D.E.N.N.I.S. System

00:00:02 So, how many restraining orders does the waitress have on you?

00:00:47 What the hell are you talking about, dude?

00:02:19 Right. That comes off a little bit desperate, Frank.

00:03:06 Oh, yeah. Mac has a very special place in my system.

00:04:02 Once you bang 'em, you know... Like that.

00:04:49 Now, if you've completed all the other steps properly up to this point,

00:05:41 In Caylee's case, I went to her window and I screamed...

00:06:52 "Separate Entirely."

00:07:41 This is man stuff, Dee! Man stuff!

00:08:37 Dee, it's, like, 100 degrees outside.

00:09:31 - Hey, Caylee. - What do you want?

00:10:34 Oh! Whoa! What the hell are you doing here?

00:11:20 I got my magnum condoms. I got my wad of hundreds. I'm ready to plow.

00:12:05 What the hell are you doing?

00:12:57 Leave me alone! I won't give you the satisfaction!

00:13:49 Just get the hell out of my apartment.

00:14:38 doing scary voices.

00:15:39 Good, dude! Then I give her the prize and that's good!

00:16:43 I-I don't give a shit. I'm paying you not to talk.

00:17:31 - This is your grandmother? - Oh, yeah. Yeah. This is Nana. Yeah. Isn't she precious?

00:18:24 What are you doing, dude? Did you see her face? Look at her.

00:19:08 Will someone... someone call a doctor! Ow!

00:19:49 You had your face painted like a goddamn frog person and you have no ulterior motive here?

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