It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S05E02 — The Gang Hits the Road

00:00:01 You gotta be careful of the wire, Charlie.

00:00:42 None of your business. What are you doing here so early?

00:01:28 - Yeah, we're going. - We're going on a road trip, baby!

00:02:43 Nah. Dennis, do you have to smoke?

00:03:24 Hey, asshole. Ooh!

00:04:13 Oh, right, Frank. We're gonna go to the Grand Canyon on spare tires.

00:05:15 I got window! Get out!

00:05:55 Oh, it's in my... Get it! You're gonna burn a hole in the new upholstery!

00:06:47 I don't know what they do, but you get to haggle with them. It's a lot of fun.

00:07:46 You didn't invite me on your road trip!

00:08:27 that one holds inside. Pop it out, right?

00:09:20 No. Okay. Thirty-five cents.

00:10:05 You didn't tell me not to eat the stem, dude!

00:10:51 What, do you expect me to drink gas station coffee all the way to the Grand Canyon?

00:11:40 and I was trying to put them back up into... Shut up! Just shut up!

00:12:39 I tell you what will help. Shotgun a beer? That'll calm my nerves.

00:13:42 I got a proposition for you, man. Check this out.

00:14:34 Oh, my God. You're running away from home, aren't you?

00:15:57 Jesus Christ, Dee! I'm covered in piss!

00:16:58 You're not gonna get the smell of piss out of that car for weeks.

00:17:49 Yeah. He probably just carved up his mother and father,

00:18:45 Aah! Aah!

00:19:43 And then you guys were getting here now, so I figured... Did you go and come back?

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