It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S05E01 — The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis

00:00:01 Stop it. All right. You're getting hung up on "can't."

00:00:48 I got great news, guys. Frank's got news?

00:01:43 See, people who can't have kids are willing to pay a shitload of money to people like myself,

00:02:34 House! House! House!

00:03:59 Kate, I'm gonna be honest with you.

00:04:51 You guys want to go for an Octomom thing? Huh? I'm game.

00:05:40 You didn't buy it from us! You bought it from the bank. We didn't sell it.

00:06:37 Right. We could smear the walls with their blood.

00:07:30 Oh, I used to be so good at those. You mind if I get in?

00:08:26 - - Oh, that... that was a bummer.

00:09:18 I know a lot about the law and various other lawyerings.

00:10:10 Yup! Yeah, what's that mean?

00:11:05 Oh, shit. I'm the good, you're the bad?

00:12:05 I'm getting satisfied. I don't care.

00:12:59 Your mom and dad aren't at work. That's why they lost the house.

00:13:44 Okay. Oh! Good.

00:14:39 Are you gonna buy the house? We're gonna go.

00:15:27 Let's get another house, flip it over, make some cash.

00:16:23 Do you want time to think it over? No!

00:17:19 So I'm gonna pencil you in for high noon tomorrow. Don't do it.

00:18:20 Indeed, we are. I'm Hugh Honey, and this is my partner, Vic Vinegar.

00:19:09 Oh! I'm the power bottom. Technically, I generate most of the power.

00:20:01 Okay, that's it. You all are crazy, and I'm asking you to leave.

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