It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S04E12 — The Gang Gets Extreme: Home Makeover Edition

00:00:01 Admit it, dude. You totally cried.

00:00:48 I'm gonna become like him. I'm gonna have that dude's life.

00:01:35 You know, this has got me thinking, guys.

00:03:04 which I think is gonna counteract his attempts at positive energy.

00:03:48 Because our makeover is gonna be so much more extreme than yours.

00:04:42 It's time! Here we go! Here we go!

00:05:34 It sure does! Okay. Bag 'em.

00:06:28 Um, not that excited. No. They're not very excited at all.

00:07:12 ¡Somos... extremos! Yeah! ¡Extremos!

00:08:00 That's what they do on Extreme Makeover. They rip the whole house down.

00:08:47 You think they got any beer in the icebox? You know what, man?

00:09:29 Then just breathe for me. Feel what I'm doing.

00:10:34 Cut 'em out with this? What are you looking at?

00:11:24 Oh, God. I'm really good at this. They got it.

00:12:14 I don't think they do controlled burns, man. Are you kidding me?

00:13:05 Sears does this. Okay, Sears gives people stuff.

00:13:53 I'll tell you why. Because I'm tired of this Secret bullshit.

00:14:39 whereas I purchased blue jeans and cut 'em, thus the fray.

00:15:21 I'm getting a high ride, but the shorts aren't preventing me from doing what I need to do.

00:16:14 We can't even get anything past the surface of this thing.

00:17:19 Okay, there's also a fire extinguisher too. Great.

00:18:06 Well, all right. Let's do this.

00:18:59 Come on. Right this way. Keep walking straight. Frank. Goddamn it.

00:20:06 Yeah. You try to help people, and you just wind up getting screwed.