It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S04E09 — Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life

00:00:01 What were you even doing in that crawl space, Charlie?

00:00:40 Whoa. These are my... These are my memoirs. Charlie, you found my book.

00:01:31 You want me to walk a mile in your shoes, 'cause I can't handle your big, tough life?

00:02:55 Legal help? What the hell are you talking about, man?

00:03:49 Now, first things first. We gotta figure out how to get you in a rehab.

00:04:44 'Cause there's gonna be about 50 cats howling outside that window all night long,

00:06:45 Wake up! Let's go! Time to start the day. What?

00:07:35 You might want to wash that off. Oh, goddamn it.

00:08:24 Hold on a second! No! I can get these pretty deep.

00:09:12 and you better hope you don't have any food in your stomach. You're gonna perform?

00:10:32 Let's hear it for a newcomer here tonight, Mr. Charlie Kelly!

00:11:28 Matchbox 20? Eww!

00:12:21 See this? This one on you, and this one on Rob Thomas.

00:13:14 Shut up! Shut your big mouth right now!

00:14:23 Yes. Can I have it?

00:15:20 Look at his dick! ♪♪

00:16:03 Yeah, I thought it was some chick. Who are you talking to?

00:16:53 You don't know how tough it is bein' me. What?

00:17:49 Took it. Bam! Mine! Fine. But what does Rob Thomas have to do with any of this?

00:18:42 You better not lose your hair, 'cause you're an ugly bald man. Not as ugly as you, bitch.

00:19:40 That's awesome! No, you can you can tell.

00:20:29 No, we have to prove it. We gotta take photos. We have to sign documents.

00:21:29 So... So you lied to us, Dennis?

00:22:23 Yeah. I should definitely see a doctor.