It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S04E08 — Paddy’s Pub: The Worst Bar in Philadelphia

00:00:00 Oh! It's just so doggone thin!

00:00:47 "When I ordered a glass of wine,

00:02:19 Oh, really? Then in that case, can you ask your friend to put down that hammer, please?

00:03:03 You just got faced! This just in, poo-poo pants.

00:03:58 So he wouldn't know where he was or how far away he'd gone.

00:04:44 That being said, let's take a few precautions here. We need to cover our tracks.

00:05:31 I was thinking maybe you could write a new review, you know?

00:06:20 I'm sorry I yelled at you, Mr. Korman.

00:07:14 Who are you people?

00:08:09 Dude, there's, like, no tape anywhere. All I could scrounge up was a bandana.

00:09:04 I'll do whatever you want. I promise.

00:09:58 Oh, man!

00:10:42 - What happened? - Something happened. None of your business.

00:11:32 There he goes again.

00:12:28 What do I want you to say? Uh, I don't know.

00:13:20 What's it say? It's, uh, pretty heavy on the kidnapping aspect.

00:14:11 She needs her insulin shot. Please!

00:15:01 Now, if he doesn't go for that, he's just a straight-up retard.

00:15:46 Give him his cat and get him back in the office.

00:16:31 So whatever we bribe him with has gotta be worth a lot of money.

00:17:31 Where's this guy been? Now let's talk about the elephant in the room.

00:18:21 I don't think that's how it works, Charlie.

00:19:32 "That is why I decided not to press charges,

00:20:16 Ooh! You know what I want to get.