It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S04E07 — Who Pooped the Bed?

00:00:02 Guys, what are you doing tonight?

00:00:38 That is bullshit! Charlie...

00:01:59 Hey, girlfriend! Oh, my God! You scared me!

00:02:44 Stop busting my balls, and let's go meet some men. Give me that notebook.

00:03:48 You want me to examine a plastic container full of feces?

00:04:41 It's gonna go both ways, dude. Really?

00:05:20 Aren't you a scientist? Yeah, do it.

00:06:07 Water? We're in a bar. I have a drinking problem.

00:06:56 That would've fallen right out in the middle of the bed.

00:07:36 Well, I'm pretty sure I was sleeping like this that night.

00:08:30 I still got a little energy left.

00:09:36 You shouldn't be drinking in a shoe store.

00:10:23 Cute though, huh? How much?

00:11:10 What motive could a man possibly have for pooping where he sleeps?

00:11:55 How... How do you still not know what my name is? Oh, I'm sorry.

00:12:39 - Pass. - Whatever.

00:13:36 This is an interesting piece.

00:14:22 No. What... Oh, God!

00:15:39 That's why he was so intent on destroying it.

00:16:33 But he didn't realize that a futon slept on by the weight of three men...

00:17:27 In due time, pretty face. In due time.

00:18:22 Dennis and Mac thought it'd be funny to put the frame on Frank and Charlie.

00:19:22 And yes, my friends,

00:20:14 Seriously, dude. Don't ever poop in our bed again.