It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S04E06 — Mac and Charlie Die (2)

00:00:02 The only way that my dad is not going to kill us is if he thinks we're already dead.

00:01:28 That's like... That's insane. Why would I ever burn... I mean, come on.

00:02:24 Deandra, get on that stage!

00:03:46 Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie. It's gonna... be okay.

00:04:46 You're just gonna stare at me? That's what you're bringing to the table.

00:05:34 You're touching me. This isn't weird for you?

00:06:16 We'll get back to the bar, get beer there. At least we'll have that.

00:06:57 Goddamn it! Move out of the way!

00:07:57 All right.

00:08:35 "Get out, lady." Hmm, yeah. Yeah.

00:09:18 Hmm? Look.

00:10:03 I don't know why you're up here doing whatever. And I don't care.

00:10:47 I don't want to get back at Frank and Dennis! I want to get back at you two!

00:11:50 What?

00:12:33 This is great, but I was really hoping for more of like...

00:13:14 It's your turn to take the bedpan out tonight.

00:14:01 It's all about psychological damage. Big deal.

00:14:45 It's Dennis.

00:15:27 Is he gonna take that stupid little mannequin everywhere? That is freaking me out!

00:16:17 Yeah. I've arranged for you to use... the glory hole!

00:17:12 - Dennis! - What the hell are you doing here, man?

00:17:59 We're alive! And it's blowing your minds right now!

00:18:52 Why were you guys pretending that you were dead anyway? That's a messed-up thing to do.

00:19:42 Sorry about your car, Dee.