It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S04E04 — Mac’s Banging the Waitress

00:00:02 Okay, it's 2:30 on a Wednesday. Philadelphia, P.A.

00:00:52 Yeah? He acted like he liked it.

00:01:41 Well, I mean... you banged the waitress.

00:03:07 Hey, what's up, buddy? How are ya? Good.

00:04:03 That's sort of our thing that we do.

00:04:58 Yeah, I got a lot of work to do.

00:05:50 This isn't about condoms! Do you really not wear condoms when you have sex with strangers?

00:06:40 Yeah. Affirmative. I totally kicked his ass. Good, man!

00:07:34 No. Should I?

00:08:24 I'll be here to pick up the pieces and put you back together.

00:09:37 And... I'm very wasted.

00:10:34 Didn't sound like best friend talk out here to me.

00:11:25 Well, as you know, Charlie thinks that he and I are best friends,

00:12:15 That's awesome, man. Yeah, it's good, right?

00:13:03 Yeah, bro. But that had to change your mind about who your real best friend is though.

00:13:54 One star. Not good. Oh, just give that to me.

00:14:40 What's wrong with the angle? Let's put it this way. You won't be able to see anybody's face.

00:15:29 When we slip in, you're gonna start banging me... hard!

00:16:15 He's totally obsessed with us.

00:17:07 These things are covered in piss. All right, come on.

00:17:58 Oh, my God! Where is the tape? What?

00:18:45 I will say them for you. You should be more grateful!

00:19:32 - The Three... - Stooges.

00:20:24 I think so. Oh, yeah.