It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S04E03 — America’s Next Top Paddy’s Billboard Model Contest

00:00:01 You better have a good reason for getting us out of bed this early, jerk.

00:00:50 See? I mean, some are definitely more realistic than others.

00:02:09 I'm just gonna jump in here real quick and point out...

00:02:52 The Internet is where it's at, and I'm going to be an Internet sensation.

00:03:37 But if we put some hot beefcake up there, maybe it'll attract more chicks.

00:04:38 telling you to come on down, where we're slashing prices so low,

00:05:27 and then slips and she's, like... Why would you do that, Charlie?

00:06:09 It's too much. It just hurts too bad.

00:06:54 You think Frank's got a point here?

00:07:43 Oh, this one? It's a really great one. Her name's Martina Martinez,

00:08:39 I'm just playin'. I'm Martina Martinez.

00:09:40 because I beat everyone else."

00:10:47 No more Greenman. We're not doing it anymore.

00:11:38 Haven't you ever seen The Bachelor? Look, you get a whole bunch of them together,

00:12:26 What the hell, bro? Is that supposed to be dirt? It smells like shit.

00:13:22 PatheticGirl? I almost didn't recognize you in that getup.

00:14:08 So did I. Well, it was me first.

00:14:57 You can't go back on it. All right. Well, thank you for coming in.

00:15:43 - How did you read my... - Mind.

00:16:52 Anything can happen on a runway, Dennis.

00:17:37 You never do this. You have all these colors on your face. Your mouth is going like this...

00:18:15 I got a pretty good plan how to do this.

00:19:22 "I have to go with my heart."

00:20:17 So, wait. If you already put the billboard up, wh-what did you put on it?