It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S04E02 — The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis

00:00:02 How are we supposed to scale back our energy costs...

00:00:47 Look, every great crew in history has followed that basic dynamic, right?

00:01:37 What did you mean? We're gonna solve the gas crisis.

00:03:01 Well, so what if it's more like... like, I'm, um...

00:03:55 Uh, so when you say "eliminate," you mean you were gonna kill me?

00:04:41 You give us a shitload of money. We buy a shitload of gasoline.

00:05:38 Dennis, you're on. Yeah.

00:06:22 Why don't you decide?

00:07:21 Aaah! Oh, God. What are you trying to do?

00:08:15 What? Come on, man. Only cars.

00:09:09 We gotta make some money in the short term.

00:10:05 We don't want to call the cops.

00:10:55 Frank, we are in the middle of something.

00:11:52 People will see it from the street.

00:12:28 Just stop. Just stop. Okay.

00:13:14 Because driving around with all that gasoline is ruining the interior of my car.

00:14:11 I don't know. I don't know. Is that a baby monitor?

00:15:01 - Oh, shit! -

00:16:07 Hells, yeah. We want to fill you up,

00:17:04 And that's when you jumped out of the van after I got out.

00:17:51 Mac rammed into some dude's car, like, five times.

00:18:38 I got Dee to admit to things she never did.

00:19:26 - Guys, why aren't the brakes working? - Because I cut the brakes.

00:20:57 I ain't 'fraid of no ghost.