It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S04E01 — Mac and Dennis: Manhunters

00:00:02 Would you describe this piece as more savory or succulent?

00:00:43 I killed the deer, I should get to eat it. That's the natural order.

00:01:31 That's from the first one. It's First Blood.

00:02:45 What I did, I slapped it on the radiator for a minute. That's pretty gross.

00:03:41 Yeah, okay. You're so stupid.

00:04:35 Great. And I totally respect your opinion, but I've already made a decision.

00:05:27 You're gonna probe... Cricket, relax. Relax. Take it easy.

00:06:18 I couldn't sleep last night. Could you? No.

00:07:01 Let's put our heads together. Where could Frank go to get mysterious meat?

00:08:00 - I know, right? - What the hell are you doing?

00:08:54 That's how you become a cannibal, Dee. You get one taste of delicious human meat,

00:09:41 And then we'll know. We'll know for sure. We'll be off the hook.

00:10:31 What? Yeah. Look, man. Classics are classics for a reason, okay?

00:11:37 I'm good.

00:12:22 bang one of these stiffs at the same time.

00:13:10 It's because he's dead, right? It's because he's dead.

00:14:01 No, me neither. No. Hey, the good news is that means we're not racist.

00:15:21 What the hell is this, man? Why you laughing? Stop laughing, dude.

00:16:08 With a giant bird.

00:16:52 Because it's dead meat. And dead meat's bad meat. No, not the morgue.

00:17:44 What? You know what, kid? You gotta get outta here, man.

00:18:35 Are you still going on about the meat?

00:19:19 What is it with you people? You guys are always touching each other's nipples,

00:20:14 and a couple pairs of sour, sweaty balls.