It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S03E15 — The Gang Dances Their Asses Off

00:00:02 Dude, I'm not gonna read this bullshit. Just get me a Coors.

00:00:48 Like right now. You just don't know when to shut up. Hello!

00:01:36 Does this make Charlie number five and I'm number four?

00:03:09 What the hell is that? Eighth grade dance competition. I won to this song.

00:03:55 Hey. Maybe we should partner up, ruin their lives together.

00:04:51 - Oh, shit. -

00:05:37 Osmond close on Q102. The Q Crew.

00:06:29 - Shut up. We're hatching a plan. - But we're gonna need a man on the outside. Frank, that's you.

00:07:14 That's not gonna work. Mac, take the waitress. You can tire her out with your spastic movement.

00:08:14 What the hell are you doing?

00:09:06 I gotta stop that. I can't let that go on.

00:10:02 But I'm not jealous. I'm very impressed with your dance moves.

00:10:49 That pisses him off. He hates that shit, dude.

00:12:03 Yeah. Yeah, that's good.

00:12:52 Wow. Butt out, man. This is none of your business. Now come on, honey!

00:13:41 You are on your way out.

00:14:34 is by making him feel he's lower on your list than a disgusting, filthy homeless guy.

00:15:42 Don't eat it, Dee! It's filled with cough medicine.

00:16:29 Hey, asshole. Whatever. Wanna dance?

00:17:11 Engaged is just a word. It doesn't have any meaning.

00:18:00 You gotta be kidding me.

00:19:11 I got everybody in here to do it.

00:20:11 - Ohh! Double whammy! - Are you happy? Dee's gonna win.

00:21:07 That kid really needs to learn how to read.