It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S03E14 — Bums: Making a Mess All Over the City

00:00:23 Oh, my God.

00:01:41 on our monthly crime watch newsletter.

00:02:31 Oh, it's a gun now. It's always been a gun, Dee.

00:03:19 - My what? - We wanna buy a junkyard dog.

00:04:05 You guys, if we park that in front of Paddy's, no more bums.

00:04:50 - -

00:05:33 All you gotta do is look the part.

00:06:21 You're one crazy bitch.

00:07:07 Well, who's Agent Bauer?

00:07:58 Hey, you fellas hungry? Couple my best dogs, on the house.

00:08:39 You keep up the good work. All righty. Thanks, pal.

00:09:22 He's jaywalking. Take it easy, Charlie. Take it easy.

00:10:07 I don't want a cut. You don't take your cut, how do we know how to trust you?

00:10:47 Hey, toots. Knock, knock.

00:11:30 and, frankly, doing your job better than you are. Really? I tell you what.

00:12:18 We are gonna make these streets safe. Everything is gonna...

00:13:14 Good. Gimme that wallet.

00:13:57 We gotta get rid of the cat, Dennis.

00:15:00 - What is the point? - Respect. Reward.

00:15:43 We gotta get our hands on that cop car.

00:16:31 "Spin Doctors mix"? I taped over the Spin Doctors mix.

00:17:24 But you're forgetting about it.

00:18:12 Up to no good? A little crime and corruption?

00:19:29 Hoo-ah!