It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S03E13 — The Gang Gets Whacked (2)

00:00:32 We keep putting more on, and it's not showing up at all.

00:01:24 No, it isn't. It's a rich person's drug. There's no danger involved.

00:02:15 Eh-heh. I'll get you a nice vodka tonic.

00:03:05 What? That's right. I'm so hard that people are scared of me.

00:03:56 He does have gorgeous hands though.

00:04:44 I kind of feel nothing, but it feels so good.

00:05:32 Who? Me or Charlie?

00:06:18 They would buy drugs from a street urchin like yourself.

00:07:07 No. Till you're back up on your feet.

00:08:08 This time, nothing with the ass.

00:09:06 Where should I put this? Why does he have that?

00:09:53 I knew it! I pictured Swiss.

00:10:52 I'm kind of in the mood for Asian fusion.

00:11:50 You're my one and only.

00:12:34 What? That's great. Where are our drugs?

00:13:23 Then it's a little extra. Eh?

00:14:36 You want me to bang her? I'm sorry. No!

00:15:43 What do you think she's gonna do,

00:16:38 You sure that's gonna work? People do it all the time. I think this will trick 'em.

00:17:34 Go, Peter Nincompoop! I miss you already!

00:18:28 Didn't get the cash. Got the cocaine. We might have bigger problems.

00:19:21 - - Right here.

00:20:05 - You. - Come here. - Yeah?

00:21:03 Oh. What a day.