It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S03E12 — The Gang Gets Whacked (1)

00:00:02 Oh, wow, dude. This thing is disgusting.

00:00:45 Give it a shot. Okay.

00:01:25 Yeah! We don't have any electricity!

00:02:45 Because kids run with shovels, playing in dirt. Absolutely.

00:03:26 - I'm not bossy. - Scumbags!

00:04:10 - Now speak. - Uh, okay.

00:05:04 That is the kindergarten behavior of drug dealing. Do you want them or not?

00:05:57 I was confused by it. I'm very confused by the...

00:07:00 Yeah, man. No shit. How'd you do that?

00:07:46 Don't look at me. You made this bed.

00:08:29 If you're gonna play this game, we need to buy something from you...

00:09:22 Give us money.

00:10:09 You can't make no $25,000 from that amount of pills.

00:11:03 Okay. I think we gotta look for old ladies with lots of big jewelry.

00:11:51 Oh, that's good, huh? You like that?

00:12:45 And you are going to be my secretary, Linda.

00:13:46 No, look, I'm not a gigolo, all right?

00:14:54 Man, these guys are crazy. I can't believe they bought all my pills.

00:16:02 Uh, no. Actually, I'm kind of working a different angle here, Charlie.

00:16:47 Horses don't eat cheese. Don't...

00:17:35 No, not to dudes. No, hang on.

00:18:25 Oh, that's why young people...

00:19:20 I want to get in on what you guys got.

00:20:07 I wanna whack him off irregardless.