It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S03E11 — Dennis Looks Like a Registered Sex Offender

00:00:03 6:57, 6:58, 6:59. Seven minutes. Keep going, buddy.

00:00:55 Listen, I'm here because of a man named Wendell Albright, a registered sex offender.

00:02:19 I give you six to eight months before you start looking exactly like that guy.

00:03:15 Can I talk to you for a second, you guys?

00:04:10 I do not want Mac's dad working at our bar.

00:05:04 - Take the TV too. - Frank! What the hell's going on in here, man?

00:06:02 Charlie, you're gonna have to deal with it. You know why?

00:07:04 We could go on a road trip. Hey, Dad, let's go to Cooperstown, New York.

00:07:57 Whoa. Wait a second, Dee. I can't just pop my shirt off in the middle of a park. You crazy?

00:08:59 Yeah. Nice and high over that bar so you can work those muscles.

00:10:00 We are celebrating your new relationship.

00:10:52 Right. Where'd all these jars come from?

00:11:44 I think that should just about do it.

00:12:40 Right.

00:13:28 This is, uh, delicious, Charlie.

00:14:26 I don't know if you've taken any time out of your dinner to notice her ample breasts.

00:15:13 No. That's not what this is about! Yes!

00:16:06 What? Who are you here to help? But look at his-his...

00:17:20 Hey, hey, hey. I agree with Charlie. I thought it was nice.

00:18:13 Wait, that doesn't sound good. No, that doesn't sound good at all for you, bro.

00:18:52 You hold this one! I'm freakin' out! Red to red!

00:19:39 That son of a bitch. He's a dangerous man, and I don't want him in the bar anymore.

00:20:29 He's not supposed to leave the state and we caught him buying three airline tickets.

00:21:27 See you real soon.