It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S03E10 — Mac Is a Serial Killer
2007 · 23 MIN · IMDB 9.1 · 2,886 VOTES · DIR. Jerry Levine
Overview
After Mac arrives to the bar with scratches on his neck and exhibiting strange behavior, Frank comes to the conclusion that he is the serial killer terrorizing young women in Philadelphia. Frank sets out with his trusty chainsaw and a doubtful Charlie to find evidence to implicate Mac in the murders. In search of another suspect, Dennis and Dee do a little role-playing in order to help themselves better understand who they might be dealing with.
Dialogue Timeline — 402 lines
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00:00:02 So he's in the law house, right...
00:00:52 He would open his box of tools and say, "What tools am I gonna use for this?"
00:01:38 Serial killing.
00:03:00 I was thinking about it in the bathroom. And I figured I should just go deal with it now.
00:04:08 The penis. Yes. Because of the pen...
00:05:04 Oh, yeah. Absolutely then.
00:05:45 Dee, that is the point of being here.
00:06:41 Objection. Extremely racist, man.
00:07:41 Maybe if you get up off that crack rock, you can come and be Pepper Jack's best ho.
00:08:34 I feel like Pepper Jack isn't playing either. No, Pepper Jack is not playing.
00:09:31 Sit down. No. What the hell is wrong with you?
00:10:19 You gotta promise me something here, buddy. Uh-huh?
00:11:16 But you're not using your head. This is serial killing 101.
00:12:06 - - These shears, they do cut through bone, yes?
00:12:58 Objection. Leading.
00:13:50 This is what all the work has been for. We're gonna follow our victim.
00:15:33 Holy shit, Dee. You know what? I just realized something. What?
00:16:30 No. I don't care if people see us together.
00:17:25 Good-looking guy, great sense of humor, really bulky?
00:18:12 'Cause he asked me to water his plants when he's out of town.
00:19:03 Ooh, not really into the whole condom thing. So...
00:19:57 Before you go, I should tell you I'm...
00:20:44 Oh. I don't even know how that works.
00:21:42 What are you people doing in my apartment?
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed402
Dialogue density17.5 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:21:42
Production Record
DirectorJerry Levine
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes2,886
Factoids
Episode
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, season 3, episode 10: Mac Is a Serial Killer.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2710/season/3/episode/10
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