It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S03E09 — Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person

00:00:02 Dee's bringing another boyfriend?

00:00:33 I guess his head was small, but his body was big.

00:01:09 The shoes were the same size, but his hand was like...

00:02:25 Did you guys see this necklace? It's got diamonds in it.

00:02:59 Holy shit. Yeah!

00:03:32 Frank, I like the way you think. You're in the band.

00:04:22 Oh, man, keyboards just make sense to me, man. I get 'em, you know?

00:05:02 No, no. I'm Simon and you're Garfunkel, if anything. No. You're Axl. I'm Slash.

00:05:51 Okay, number one, I'm not gold-digging anybody, okay? I really like this guy.

00:06:35 Oh, thank you, Mrs. Gallagher. You must be very, very proud of your son.

00:07:17 Let's see. There's the driving, the drooling in the yearbook,

00:08:00 Go! Go!

00:08:39 What are you doing? That's my good chair. That's your good chair?

00:09:24 We did use a credit card, man. I took it out of your wallet.

00:10:12 Oh, snap! It is.

00:11:20 Other than a cookie, what's the other meaning?

00:11:55 Is this a page from a coloring book?

00:12:48 I become the spirit of the Night Man.

00:14:01 That's good. Every time I stomp, you do that. That's good.

00:14:38 Look, the guy's not retarded, okay?

00:15:50 - I will. - What happened to your band?

00:16:52 Do you want some? No.

00:18:09 I know. It's my brother's fault though. You're not gonna believe this.

00:19:47 Hmm.