It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S03E08 — Frank Sets Sweet Dee On Fire

00:00:01 Goddamn, I'm bored!

00:00:46 And he totally went off! I went off for 20 minutes. It was amazing.

00:01:33 Remember when we made the news show for eighth grade? For social studies?

00:03:01 We're gonna put this stuff on public access TV.

00:04:02 Yeah. Everybody will be terrified.

00:04:56 Why'd you drag us to a place like this?

00:05:46 5:30, if it's bingo the night before.

00:06:42 Let's set this place on fire. Let's burn it to the ground! Now you're talking.

00:07:28 Let's do it. And Kurt Russell fights him.

00:08:20 where a large crowd has gathered for what can only be a martial arts showdown.

00:09:20 I did point the camera at it. But you know what? I did not put a tape in here.

00:10:15 And you know, you can... And this time I could... I could look a little bit more heroic.

00:11:34 Oh! Oh, my God!

00:12:37 That way, he'd be too afraid not to let you in. Right? Really?

00:13:31 is starting to get on my nerves.

00:14:28 I'm very stressed out, Charlie. It's a very stressful situation. Then relax, dude.

00:15:18 That's what the news talkers... Come on, dude.

00:16:13 I cannot believe you guys. I could've been killed!

00:16:59 What's the time? Diaper Time!

00:17:55 I'm going! Save the kittens! Save the day!

00:18:51 No. Let's chop cats!

00:19:42 Yeah. Okay. If only just for show.

00:20:30 Chop, chop, chop. Good! Good!

00:21:35 Congratulations, guys. You're famous.