It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S03E04 — The Gang Gets Held Hostage

00:00:01 Gimme the walkie.

00:00:53 I like that. Shit!

00:01:40 Don't try to be a hero. Do what they say! They're not saying anything.

00:03:15 They don't make those jackets. They'd have to call Stallone, and he's not gonna give his up.

00:04:08 I can't say that surprises me. No, he's gonna sell us all down the river.

00:04:59 They're all gonna perish. It's just me. There's still time to save me.

00:05:53 It's making me crazy, dude. Hold on. Oh, my God. He's burning up.

00:06:43 - Hey, I wonder what else we could get her to do? - Uh, let's blink really fast.

00:07:48 They're gonna stay all nice and cool while we get all hot and steamy.

00:08:38 Do you understand what's going on with this map? Yes.

00:09:35 We don't have time for this! Where is the real map?

00:10:34 Oh, my...

00:11:22 Boom. All right? I just need to get alone with her and let the pecs do the talkin'.

00:12:30 A-All right, get back to me. 10-4.

00:13:26 I'm tryin' to put myself in their position, you know?

00:14:14 But I need you to do the destroying thing. Can you? I'm a great destroyer.

00:15:12 So sweaty.

00:16:05 But I feel like, if you just snap out it,

00:17:07 Broken bottles everywhere? Oh, shit, dude.

00:17:58 - Now let's get the hell outta here. - No, I don't think so, Frank!

00:18:50 Oh, God. Please tell me you understand what I'm saying. Do you understand me?

00:19:44 - They're gonna save us! -

00:21:05 Oh, no, you don't!

00:22:14 Goddamn it!