It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S03E03 — Dennis and Dee's Mom Is Dead

00:00:02 That's a great-looking set of knives, pal.

00:01:21 That's quite all right, sir. Don't worry about it.

00:02:09 She barely knew him! Yeah, I'm not giving any money to anybody.

00:03:00 I don't know your mom. Never met your mom.

00:03:53 Jesus Christ.

00:05:02 I'm devastated over here. We need to throw a big-ass party.

00:05:59 Let's get Z-man. I banged his sister.

00:06:44 So let's go out and make some friends, right? Okay, let's do that. But first...

00:07:47 I am also broken up. Mm-hmm.

00:08:43 It is. And it's the... So she gave you all of our money, huh?

00:09:41 Really? It's perfect, dude.

00:10:26 Okay. But we also need a guy who's funny and fat. We need a funny fat guy.

00:11:21 Lookin' good, bro. Lookin' very good.

00:12:15 Yeah.

00:13:13 You knew? You knew that it was a dick?

00:14:05 Surprise!

00:14:56 for the rest of your lives about how crazy we are! Oh, yeah.

00:16:06 Okay? If we need to adopt a couple of orphans, fine.

00:17:06 I'm just worried he's gonna wake up before we throw him down those stairs.

00:18:17 Because we start it in so many... ways.

00:19:13 Deandra... Deandra, just... No.

00:20:14 do you take this woman to be your wedded wife?

00:21:08 And you were getting so angry, Bruce. Oh, yeah!

00:22:05 We could still go get Mom's jewelry. I'll get the shovel.