It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S03E01 — The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby
2007 · 23 MIN · IMDB 8.6 · 2,983 VOTES · DIR. Jerry Levine
Overview
Dennis joins up with an environmentalist group, but his altruistic intentions quickly sour when he's snubbed by the activists. Dee and Mac decide to raise a baby they find in the dumpster, but quickly find out that it's not nearly as fun as they thought it would be, and Frank and Charlie take the concept of recycling a bit too far.
Dialogue Timeline — 376 lines
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00:00:01 Mac, you gotta see this movie, dude.
00:00:46 You are making a di"...
00:02:05 - What the hell is that? - It's a baby we found in the trash.
00:02:55 Otherwise, the kid winds up roaming the streets,
00:04:00 straight-edge, mainline weekend warrior comin' down here...
00:04:59 rummagin' around the trash like a couple of narcs, okay?
00:05:47 Would it kill you to go shopping once in a while? We're outta beer.
00:06:44 would you just please lay there and go to sleep?
00:07:40 Hey, uh, Sage, I thought about what you said, and I think you were right, man.
00:08:32 Unbelievable. We're on a roll. Here's...
00:09:26 and havin' sex with this guy right here.
00:10:25 We need to make Dumpster Baby a star. Exactly.
00:11:17 We get him some pistols. He fires 'em off like crazy. He does...
00:12:07 That's correct. I'm sorry. That's against the law.
00:13:08 Thanks, Asriel. Well, listen. While I think lighting a couple of candles...
00:13:53 Charlie, we gotta stop. We gotta stop. No. Two more stops, Frank.
00:14:40 Well, where are we gonna sleep?
00:15:50 We could get in that Dumpster.
00:16:56 I mean, she probably went right from the clinic and banged some guy and got knocked up,
00:18:09 I never wanted the abortion in the first place.
00:19:05 What the hell are you talking about?
00:19:54 How are you feelin'? Guh, I... I did it. I-I saved the tree.
00:20:56 So what I did is, I infiltrated his organization, I banged his girlfriend, and then I...
00:21:53 - -
Cast & Characters
Charlie Day
Charlie Kelly
Glenn Howerton
Dennis Reynolds
Rob Mac
Ronald 'Mac' McDonald
Kaitlin Olson
Dee Reynolds
Danny DeVito
Frank Reynolds
Lynne Marie Stewart
Charlie's Mom
Mary Elizabeth Ellis
Waitress
Todd Grinnell
Sage
Jackie Tohn
Asriel
Lucy DeVito
Woman
Danny Hill
Tan Clerk
Isaac Gabaeff
Mountain the Hippie
Kate Mulligan
Brenda - Baby Agent
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed376
Dialogue density16.3 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line00:21:53
Production Record
DirectorJerry Levine
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes2,983
Factoids
Episode
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, season 3, episode 1: The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2710/season/3/episode/1
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