It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S02E10 — Dennis and Dee Get a New Dad

00:00:02 HEY-O! WHAT IS UP, BITCHES?

00:00:45 THERE'S, LIKE, A TON OF PICTURES OF THIS GUY AND YOUR MOM.

00:02:10 - SHOOT. - IT'S KIND OF DISTURBING.

00:03:15 CAN WE USE SOME ADULT LANGUAGE, JUST FOR A COUPLE MINUTES?

00:04:12 END OF STORY.

00:05:05 JESUS! JESUS, FRANK!

00:06:12 I WAS THINKING OF EXPANDING, AND I'M GONNA NEED SOME PEOPLE ON THE OUTSIDE.

00:07:07 - WHAT? BY DOING MYSPACE? - YEAH. AND I DID EVERYTHING THEY SAID TO DO.

00:07:54 THIS IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO PROVE HOW HARD WE ARE AND NOT SHOVE ANYTHING INTO OUR ASSES!

00:08:55 WE... HERE.

00:09:46 WE WERE DOING A LITERACY PROGRAM FOR WOMEN WHO WERE RESISTING THE TALIBAN.

00:10:42 HEY, YOU GOTTA RELAX THERE, FRANK.

00:11:39 YOU GUYS ARE FAST. I'M PROUD OF YOU.

00:12:37 AND CHECK IT OUT. WE CAN'T FIND HIM.

00:13:51 I MEAN, THIS WHOLE LUPUS NIGHTMARE HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH,

00:15:08 YOU'RE GONNA TAKE A PICTURE. WE'RE GONNA SHOW IT TO MY DAD...

00:16:11 CAN I HELP YOU?

00:17:11 WE BASHED HIM GOOD! WE BASHED HIM SO GOOD!

00:18:11 I AM! I'M UP FOR ANYTHING.

00:19:13 WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOUR SICK AND DYING FRIEND IN THE NEXT BED.

00:20:01 YOU THINK YOU COULD TALK TO SOMEBODY ABOUT CRANKING THE HEAT UP A LITTLE?

00:20:54 THAT'S A GOOD LOOK. THAT'S A GOOD LOOK FOR YOU. WHERE'RE YOU HEADED?

00:21:47 UH, KINDA GIVING YOU A SECOND CHANCE HERE, DAD. DADDY, YEAH.

00:22:47 DAD?