It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S02E08 — The Gang Runs for Office

00:00:02 THESE THINGS ARE HILARIOUS.

00:00:51 - WHY ARE YOU COMIN' DOWN... VOTING? - WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO VOTE FOR?

00:02:20 NICE. WHAT'S A COMPTROLLER? WHO GIVES A SHIT? WE'RE DOIN' IT FOR THE BRIBE.

00:03:15 - YES. - NO. - I LIKE WHAT HE SAID.

00:04:05 I'M WALKIN' OUTTA HERE. I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT.

00:05:04 YOU GOTTA LET ME BE YOUR CAMPAIGN MANAGER.

00:06:05 ALL RIGHT. DON'T DO THAT.

00:07:10 ALL RIGHT, LOOK. LET ME TAKE YOU BITCHES TO SCHOOL FOR A SECOND.

00:08:08 I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA. LET'S SCREW THIS SON OF A BITCH.

00:09:05 YEAH, I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND...

00:09:56 ANYWAY, WE HAVE TO CONVINCE THIS GUY...

00:10:51 NO. THAT'S NOT GONNA BE A PROBLEM.

00:11:42 LET'S HURRY. THE BATTERY ON THIS DRAINS LIKE A TUB.

00:12:33 YOU READY? I'M READY. GODDAMN IT!

00:13:26 "THE DEMOCRATIC VOTE FOR ME IS RIGHT THING TO DO, PHILADELPHIA.

00:14:19 I'M AFRAID I'M NOT FOLLOWING.

00:15:16 MY LITTLE GIRL DON'T GO NOWHERE WITHOUT HER OLD MAN.

00:16:18 STARTS OUT "MEET," AND THEN THERE'S, LIKE, OTHER STUFF.

00:17:21 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

00:18:15 HONEY, THIS ISN'T WHAT... ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR WHORES?

00:19:11 NO. YOU HAVE TO RUN. NO, I DON'T.

00:20:21 IF WE USE A GUN, WE'RE GONNA NEED A SILENCER. A GUN?

00:21:08 ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME? ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME WITH THAT?

00:22:07 SORRY, PAL. THAT'S POLITICS.