It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S02E07 — The Gang Exploits a Miracle

00:00:02 MOST WOULD AGREE. I DON'T AGREE.

00:00:45 - THAT'S A TERRIBLE EXCUSE, DUDE. - WELL, I DRANK TOO MUCH, SO LAY OFF.

00:02:09 AND THAT'S WHEN I SAW IT.

00:03:06 I WILL TELL YOU WHAT IS RIDICULOUS... TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE MOTHER OF GOD.

00:04:03 MIRACLE'S A STRONG WORD, MAC. WE DON'T JUST THROW THAT AROUND LIKE A FOOTBALL.

00:04:54 WE'D PASS IT AROUND THE SCHOOL. EVERYBODY LOVED THOSE PHOTOS, MATTY.

00:05:45 CRICKET. LATER, CRICKS. SEE YOU, RICKETY CRICKETY.

00:06:32 THAT'S MY GIRL. IT DIDN'T REALLY HAPPEN LIKE THAT.

00:07:27 WE DON'T DO THINGS LIKE THAT. THE CATHOLIC CHURCH...

00:08:19 AND FOR THE RECORD, I THINK THAT YOU GREW UP TO BE VERY HANDSOME.

00:09:19 GRACIAS. YOU'RE WELCOME.

00:10:06 SECOND OF ALL, THAT GUY IS A REALLY GOOD PERSON,

00:11:03 I'M FRANK REYNOLDS. I WAS IN YOUR PARISH.

00:12:07 WELL, IT WAS TO ME THAT THE VIRGIN MARY FIRST APPEARED. WELL, I FOUND IT.

00:13:04 I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA RUIN THIS. GODDAMN IT.

00:14:04 YOU FOUND THE FOUR PEOPLE ON THE PLANET DUMB ENOUGH TO LISTEN TO YOUR SHIT.

00:15:03 DEE, PLEASE DON'T DO THIS.

00:15:58 AND MAYBE THAT WAS JUST SO I COULD SAY I'M SORRY, BUT THAT SOUNDS STUPID.

00:16:52 WHAT'S IN BETWEEN THE LINES IS THAT HE HAS TO TAKE OFF HIS DAMN SANDALS...

00:17:50 YOU'RE BUYING THIS CRAP? YOU...

00:18:44 DEE. DEE. WHOA. YOU ARE NOT LOOKIN' GOOD, HUH?

00:19:41 NO! FALSE PRO... FALSE PROPHET.

00:20:36 BUT THE THING IS, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ACTUALLY GONNA LEAVE THE CHURCH,

00:21:45 POLAROID, POLAROID, POLAROID. WHOO!