It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S02E06 — The Gang Gives Back

00:00:02 AW, COME ON! THIS ISN'T FAIR.

00:00:51 THOSE MIMOSAS WERE LIKE EIGHT BUCKS A POP, CHARLIE. ARE YOU SERIOUS?

00:02:27 YOU CAN'T JUST COME IN HERE AND START RUNNING OUR LIVES. IT'S NOT FAIR.

00:03:19 I KNOW A NUMBER OF YOU HAVE HEARD DAVID'S STORY BEFORE.

00:04:07 IS SIMPLY ADMITTING THAT YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.

00:04:57 I THINK I'D RATHER SPLIT YOU TWO UP.

00:05:51 NO. NO, CHARLIE. NO?

00:06:49 COME OVER HERE.

00:07:41 IS ANYONE ABSENT?

00:08:31 TERRIBLE. TAKE A LAP.

00:09:45 THAT'S A GOOD BED THOUGH. THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL BED. NICE AND SOFT.

00:10:42 OH, JESUS CHRIST! ARE YOU GONNA KEEP SAYING THAT? IS THAT YOUR CATCH PHRASE NOW?

00:11:27 I DON'T WANNA BOND WITH YOU. GO BACK TO BONDING WITH CHARLIE. CHARLIE'S WITH A GIRL.

00:12:15 BECAUSE THE REFEREES IN THIS LEAGUE AREN'T GONNA CALL 'EM.

00:13:05 - THAT'S WHAT A BAD COACH WOULD SAY. - A HUNDRED BUCKS SAYS WE WIN.

00:14:00 HMM? I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM AROUND MUCH LATELY.

00:14:43 AND THESE ARE SAFETY PINS.

00:15:41 ALL RIGHT? NOW I WANNA GIVE YOU A COUPLE LESSONS...

00:16:35 THANK YOU. YEAH.

00:17:31 I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE READY FOR THE PAIN.

00:18:23 ARE YOU CRAZY? WELL, LET'S...

00:19:14 I JUST WANTED TO SAY GOOD LUCK. ALL RIGHT. GREAT. THANKS.

00:20:25 - GET HIM WITH THE ELBOW! -

00:21:59 GET OUT OF HERE! YOU'RE IN THE SHOWERS!