It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia — S02E04 — Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom

00:00:10 WHAT? HI, MRS. REYNOLDS.

00:01:42 SO HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS CHICK, ANYWAY? ANGIE SPINOLA...

00:02:31 I GOT A LITTLE PLAN TO GET US OUT OF IT.

00:03:18 OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

00:04:08 SO WE JUST WANTED TO POP BACK AND SAY GOOD NIGHT.

00:05:03 YOU READY? I'M READY. LET'S ROLL.

00:06:02 AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS ONLY COMES AROUND ONCE IN A LIFETIME, RIGHT?

00:06:56 IT'S SEX I DON'T WANT FROM DENNIS.

00:07:51 HI. I'M JENNY. I'LL BE YOUR SERVER THIS EVENING.

00:08:43 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.

00:09:43 OH, UH, HOLD THAT THOUGHT.

00:10:48 I KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON'T KNOW.

00:11:56 THAT WOULD BE... REALLY GREAT FOR ME.

00:12:54 OH, MY GOD.

00:13:58 YOU THINK I'M UGLY?

00:14:48 YEAH. IT'S PERSONAL. YOU DON'T WANT TO BE RUDE, SO...

00:15:38 SO I THINK MAYBE WE SHOULD...

00:16:34 THAT MOVE ALWAYS WORKS WITH THE LADIES.

00:17:45 DENNIS, CHARLIE IS FORCING ME TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM.

00:18:45 I KNOW IT. NO! NO, HE SAID HE LOVED ME.

00:19:48 SO FRANK MAKES YOU WANT TO THROW UP?

00:21:05 GUESS I KIND OF OVERLOOKED THAT DETAIL. OKAY, TIME FOR PHASE THREE, DEE.

00:21:50 UH, THERE'S, LIKE... YOU KNOW WHAT?

00:22:43 SO THAT'S WHAT I DID TOO!